Eeeww, No Thanks: Why [Some] Women Just Can’t Get Down With Male Strippers

June 27th, 2012 - By Veronica Wells

Source: buddytv.com

There is virtually no way you could have avoided all the promotion for the upcoming movie, “Magic Mike.” It’s everywhere. There was that performance where the movie’s star, Channing Tatum, twerked on Elton John, there are the online campaigns, the commercials and now, the day-time tv interviews. (Did you catch True Blood cutie, Joe Manganiello side humping NBC’s Ann Curry?) They really want you to check out these fine men taking off their clothes. But I have to wonder if the movie’s creators, producers etc., realize that male strippers aren’t always that appealing to the fairer sex? Discussing the movie this morning, one of my coworkers expressed her sincerest, most passionate disgust for male strippers. I agreed. Male strippers just don’t do it for me.  But I had to ask myself why. Why can’t some women get into the waggling wang? I gave it some thought and here’s what I came up with…

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  • http://twitter.com/x_MATERIALgirL_ Eyes Low, No Smoke..

    Can’t say that I agree with this comment.

  • Native_Noir

    Ahhh here it is again!!!! Panties and boots! I just dried my face and regained my composure and then I see this again. LMAO I’m done, time to go home. That did it for me.

  • fablus1

    They just don’t do it for me! Don’t get me wrong, I can admire a toned (chocolate) body, but most of them can’t dance, so they look so corny. Plus, I’m too much of a germaphobe to let them get too close to me. I’m also too distracted thinking why they made this career choice. LOL. SMH.

  • fablus1

    DEAD @ “Funyun smelling testicles” SMH LMAO!

  • IllyPhilly

    Not to be the debbie downer, but where are the Black strippers in that movie?

  • wow

    #1 should have been because women can see a pen1s whenever she feels like seeing one. Guys are not shy about their bodies so seeing a naked man is not all that hard to do, just ask one to take his clothes off or show you his junk (wasn’t there just an article about why guys like sending pics of their janks to unsuspecting women), if he thinks he’s working with something he’ll oblige. Why pay money for something that is not impossible to see for free. Men on the other hand are thirsty and most women aren’t walking around willing to pull out a boob or throw some cooch in a dude’s face just b/c he asked.

  • Veratta Pegram-Floyd

    This is what I tell my guy friends who are interested in going to female strip clubs: you are paying to get teased.

    I see the point in terms of straight entertainment purposes but if you are going for other reasons, you might as well stay at home and hook yourself up without dipping into your finances.

  • Cha Cha

    I’ve been to one strip club and I did not see what all the hype was about… I was more entertained by the chicken wings… eweeeeee…

  • http://twitter.com/kishakeesh Kisha

    Male strippers do not turn me on but going to the shows are pure comedy. It is fun for me and my girlfriends to watch the other female reactions to these men and the size of their “package”. A lot of the time it is a SMH moment by the way these females act as if they just came home from jail and did not see a man in years. It’s just nice to look at a well fit man though

  • Trisha_B

    I don’t find nothing attractive about a man wearing panties & boots dancing. I rather enjoy female strippers. What they do on a pole is amazing lmao

    • Native_Noir

      LMFAO @ panties and boots!!!!! That’s one of my reasons for not liking male strippers. OMG I am literally in tears laughing right now.

  • PA-TX

    Nope! Not doing it! I have enough Schweddy Balls to deal with at home… my husband and toddler sons. Why would I pay someone to dangle their STD-laced sweaty junk in my face?!

  • Catk

    Yes, if you have right ones, no dry, ashy skin, neat facial hair, fresh breathe, and , NO B.O.
    I prefer to look I really dont want anyone humpimg on me expect for my guy.

  • yuck!

    lmao @ the fact that phaedra is the only one that looks happy! haha
    Male strippers get a big PASS from me. ewwww gross!

  • HONEY LOVE

    Its weird bc i love female dancers, but i literally run from male dancers *shrug

  • sholla21

    The only man I want to see naked is mine. I don’t like male strippers. They turn me off big time.

  • MLS2698

    I got stuck on slide # 5. But anyway, I like hot sauce on my funyuns.

  • upgradedkittenheelskenya

    They just look stank

  • upgradedkittenheelskenya

    I think male strippers are gross.No ill pass on having your easy greasy man butt in my face.You can go shake your balls elsewhere

    • OSHH

      Not to mention most of em are gay!

      • IllyPhilly

        Plus one!

    • Veratta Pegram-Floyd

      I’ve seen some bold men and wondered why they were strippers. No junk to speak of but were dancing around like they were proud of their little peters. It was ALL BAD.