True Life: I REFUSE to Do That in the Bedroom

June 21st, 2012 - By MN Editor

In light of Evelyn Lozada’s recent admission about tossing salads on Kandi Burress’ webseries, “Kandi Koated Nights,” we thought we’d ask you, our faithful and often hilarious readers, which behaviors were completely off limits when it comes to your bedroom activities. *Please note, though it’s human nature to judge others, kindly refrain from calling anyone narsty… or prudish for their very personal preferences.*

See what your fellow readers had to say, we know you’re curious.

Jeanelle : Nothing… :)

Daneen: Things that I would do in a bathroom.

Deborah: no whips or chains allowed.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/marcella.kelley Marcella Kelley

    OK sex is about exploring within you and you partners limits. You need to discuss that amongst each other. If you decide to do something that in the modern world gets you the side eye maybe you shouldn’t be letting your business out there. I can agree that children, and animals are off limits and let’s just put it out there inhumane, but sex is suppose to be between two people (or three, four, or even five if your into that!). In the end we are all going to agree to disagree so really who cares who and what you decide to do in your own bedrooms?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DMZ6IXSUWNZC6BVRCWSXJ7H2MI Felicia

      Gold star for you!!! What a great response. I love it.

    • MrsB

      Say it again!!

    • Lol

      I need sum sex!!!

  • ladyelement

    U know why some men cheat? B/c what you wont do another woman will …..just sayin

    • awhellno

      If my man is going to step out on me cuz I don’t like the taste of butt then I will gladly pack his clothes and drop him off to the next chick.

      • IllyPhilly

        LMAO!!! plus 1

      • tyty

        lol, you are funny

      • Cokeland

        Lmao@ the taste of butt! Ha!

  • sweetadennabisco

    anything with reference to animals or children is completely out of the question…

    • IllyPhilly

      Plus 1

      • scholarista

        Plus too

  • commonsense

    i would do it all except the snowball.

  • kittenheelskeyna

    If any negro ever ask me “hey baby can you just lick past my bawls and eat my arse?”……..he better run like white lightening on a black slaves arse.oh and dnt ask me to bang your back box with a toy o_0

  • Smacks_hoes

    I wouldn’t “snowball” or swallow. Other than that nothing would be off limits to me and my husband. It’s all about trying something new, exciting and spontaneous

  • Smacks_hoes

    I wouldn’t “snowball” or swallow. Other than that nothing would be off limits to me and my husband. It’s all about trying something new, exciting and spontaneous

  • Smacks_hoes

    I wouldn’t “snowball” or swallow. Other than that nothing would be off limits to me and my husband. It’s all about trying something new, exciting and spontaneous

  • Sabrina

    that snowball stuff was DISGUSTING! defffff wouldnt do that mess. makes me gag just thinking about it.

    but umm, where was i when this survey was taken???

  • Sabrina

    that snowball stuff was DISGUSTING! defffff wouldnt do that mess. makes me gag just thinking about it.

    but umm, where was i when this survey was taken???

  • Candacey Doris

    This is an enlightening topic. No bloodplay. No choking. And a lot of what people said here is getting googled.

  • MILITARYWIFE

    @ Cool Breeze not me Boo I’m a grown woman with morals and have respect for myself, son, husband and I cherish my VOWS.

  • MilitaryWife

    @ Cool Breeze not me Boo I’m a grown woman with morals and have respect for myself, son, husband, and cherish our VOWS.

  • snot on a biscuit

    why dont females swallow? semen is just semen and it wont do anything to u. if i can let it inside of my vagina i can swallow too.

    • Dcarter910

      I love you!!

      • awhellno

        Lmao I bet you do love her! lol

    • IllyPhilly

      Why not just spit it back on to him? Why I gotta swallow it?

    • sweettea

      Because it doesn’t taste good. That’s my main reason. Number 2 the texture is too slimy to be appealing

    • GeorgeZ1978

      You will do what a nïggá tells you to, understand me Shaniqua?

    • guest

      I guess u don’t want a relationship with a man…. because u will straight up get cheated on. What u don’t want to do, he will find it else where.

    • Rhonda Chambers

      You might not know this but semen can contain HPV. There are many strains and some cause cervical cancer and throat cancer if swallowed in the mouth. It’s no laughing matter.

  • lalatarea

    I’m glad somebody finally said NO ANIMALS on them last few slides cuz i was getting worried. side eye…

  • MILITARYWIFE

    @ Cool Breeze I’m at ONE Man’s WOMAN only….. What are you talking about?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/TUEXVVHBFHYJ5T36VNTAD3PYTQ Cool Breeze

      After a few months you’ll be lettin some random guy hit it.

      • Dcarter910

        @cool breeze I am going to need you to stop telling the truth! The truth doesnt hurt you but it does hurt those living in denial.

  • ASIAN_AMAZING

    i won’t do anything with him dealin with poop, pee, paddle, candle wax, swallow, 3somes, toss the salad!!! (anal is aight!) spittin on my flower ain’t all that!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/TUEXVVHBFHYJ5T36VNTAD3PYTQ Cool Breeze

      If you don’t swallow i already know he cheats on you.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julia-Durant/500767921 Julia Durant

        I understand the dynamics of swallowing but no. Just no. I can accept you on other levels that have nothing to do with me and your semen having a close relationship. Bodily fluids are a no.

      • ☆★Bella Escobar★☆

        Untrue

  • Lola

    I don’t even know what some of these are. I want to Google them but do I dare? lol.

    And by the way, no anal, no whips, chains, guns and I don’t swallow.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/TUEXVVHBFHYJ5T36VNTAD3PYTQ Cool Breeze

      no swallow? you not a real woman.

    • Candacey Doris

      Google all of it. That way you don’t say yes to something you don’t understand. Seriously.

  • Just_Me:)

    People really don’t swallow… Oh… >.> … But I wouldn’t do anything TOO outrageous…

  • MilitaryWife

    I will not have threesomes, swallow, or toss salad. Anything else I am willing to do I am a sex freak. My man and I have been together for 3 years now and he is getting deployed in October and our sex life now has tremendously grown.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/TUEXVVHBFHYJ5T36VNTAD3PYTQ Cool Breeze

      Deployed? Oh…wow! I know random men will be knocking your stuff in.

      • TRUTH IS

        LOLS
        BTB…this stuff is for mature audience not youngins tryna act out…smh….be mature and take time….sex is not running away!!

    • Momma Bear

      Freaks swallow..