Oprah Movie of the Week: Remember back in the ’80s, when the family would crowd around the television to watch the ABC Movie of the Week? You know, the made-for-TV mini-series that featured dramatic re-tellings of con-artist bigamists, crazy mistresses and cheating abusive husbands who murdered their wives and blamed it on a black guy? You should totally rip off that idea. I mean, it’s not like they are using it anymore. Little known fact: ABC Movie of the Week helped establish the network as a legitimate competitor to rivals CBS and NBC. Now imagine what a salacious tale ripped from the headlines can do for OWN’s ratings? I can see it now: Larenz Tate and Ted McGinley starring in the Hunger Pains: the True Life Story of the Face-eating Zombie Man. What? Too soon?