The Unnecessary Attack on Alicia Keys’ Body: When Bragging On Your Wife Goes Wrong

June 11th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: iamboigenius.com

I’m surprised this is still an issue worth writing about, although it’s partly because I haven’t been able to shake some of the negative things I’ve read about Alicia Keys since Swizz Beatz uploaded the photo above with the words, “My Bond Girl 007 AK47.” But in the many days that have passed since this photo first surfaced, I still see an unhealthy amount of shaming directed toward Ms. Keys and her figure and that in itself is a shame.

When I first saw the Instagram I was shocked, for a couple of reasons. For one, I didn’t expect Alicia Keys to be that shapely and toned in the lower region. After all she did have a baby not that long ago and I didn’t know she was on the Beyonce workout plan like that. I thought I would gladly take her abs and thighs and donate some of the extra I need to get rid of up top to her if she wanted it, and that was about all I had to say about her figure. The other reason I was shocked was because Swizz was actually celebrating his wife publicly and not off sexting one of the handfuls of women he’s rumored to be involved with behind her back. I was actually sort of impressed and thought it was cute that he was putting his wife’s photo out there and being proud of her body but after I saw the reactions people had I thought, she probably hates him for putting this photo out there now.

Let’s just say I was clearly in the admiration minority when it came to this pic. I had to keep in mind that I first saw it on the Daily Mail and that being a British tabloid where people think a size 2 is borderline obese, I should have expected the comments about her “thunder thighs” and suggestions that she lose weight. But when I moved over to YBF, you know with black people who supposedly let anything go when it comes to the female form, the comments were just as harsh. Here people commented on her disproportionate body, said Alicia Keys was built like a midget, and that she had a rather boyish figure—although not quite that nicely. On The Huffington Post, responses were no different. There was even more insinuation about the need to tone her unattractive pear shape, suggestions that her masculine stance confirmed suspicions that she is an undercover lesbian, and even questions as to why she wouldn’t have had plastic surgery to “fix” what’s lacking up top. Oh, and inquisitions about whether Photoshop was an option with Instagram. To sum it up in one phrase it was unnecessarily ridiculous.

You can’t say Alicia asked for this. She’s somewhat at the mercy of the public thanks to her husband and his Instagraming ways, but it was also evident that the reactions she received had nothing to do with her rep, which has somewhat gone down the drain since news broke of how she and Swizz’s relationship began, make that when. Only one comment of the many I read alluded to her adultery and home wrecking ways which leads me to believe this behavior is just people—and mostly women—being mean for no good reason.

What’s interesting to me is I’d be willing to bet the people making these remarks are likely the same ones screaming about the unrealistic images of women in magazines and on TV. Somehow though when they see a celebrity in her real essence, it’s not good enough. I’m starting to think the chicken and the egg debate belongs in the fashion/Photoshopping realm as well. Did the industry distort our vision of what’s beautiful to the point that now we can’t even accept a natural, unaltered woman, or has this mean girl mentality always been lurking in us to the point that it pushed the powers that be to start selling us unrealistic fantasies and figures we could aspire to achieve?

You don’t have to think Alicia Keys is gorgeous, or fit, or looks anything like a bond girl to respect that she’s someone’s wife, mother, and at the very least another human being. The only difference between this situation and the one involving Dream Hampton’s daughter is that Alicia Keys is an adult, but that doesn’t make the behavior any less cruel. We could chop this up as another instance of e-balls and the hater brigade that rears it’s ugly head behind the computer screen but this type of attack on the female form isn’t specific to the Internet or celebrities but the fact that we see it so much these days says a lot about our judgmental human nature and our ideas of what’s normal and even acceptable when it comes to women and our bodies. I initially thought Alica should be pissed at Swizz for putting her out there like that but I’m sure she’s been in the spotlight long enough to learn to drown out the noise. It’s also silly to think that just because the majority of the public, who according to stats on any given day, is overweight and obese, has a problem with her figure she should be ashamed of it. At the end of the day, she had the confidence to step out in that two piece which suggests she likes it and Swiss obviously loves it. I usually do just about anything to avoid using the word hating, but in this case the people who are going out of their way to show their disapproval of Alicia’s body are in fact doing just that, and in my opinion that’s the main thing that’s not cute in this situation.

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • disqus_ljxBpy6vLN

    Jealous. That is all it is. People are criticizing her to compensate for their own insecurities. Furthermore, her body is beautiful. What is wrong with curves? If she was a flat booty no shape having female, like the average non-Black female, would we be having this conversation? No. Alicia Keys has curves and it looks good. What is up? Are people looking for a female resembling the shape of a man as in no curves. Contradictions because Kim Kardashan, Jenifer Lopez, etc are praised for having a big booty, yet when a Black woman has it, it is criticized. The average black woman has shapely curves. Get over it haters. You haters contradict yourself because I see non- Black flat booty no shape having females get fake booties, lips and hips so they can feel more beautiful. Now there are a few exceptions of non-Black females having the body of a Black woman, however, the average Black woman has curves that look good and non-Black people like to criticize it because they are jealous that they do not have it or either they are compensating for their only insecurities.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=671571496 China Maybell

    well for one thing ..swimming is great exercise. and it helps to move all of the muscles instead of just a few… by the way we never really saw this young lady because she was always covered in everything I had privy to see.. videos and such.. besides. each and everyone of those haters need to get a life because not one of them who are parents looked good after a birth.. unless they had a stand in to carry the kid and deliver it.. so they should get back to reality.

  • Rv

    Her body is beautiful!

  • kickash

    i mean she don’t look bad, but i would hardly call that a bond girl lol look up halle berry in die another day with that orange bikini now that, is a bond girl…

  • sade

    her body looks toned. However her body would not be considered the ideal shape. small boobs and huge thighs. but the thing is her husband loves how she looks and that is all that counts.

  • kelvin

    first off , i must say as a man she looks great, what i do know about women is this they are jealous of this womens swag, fame, talent, natural beauty. just look at her facebook, she takes constant pictures without makeup or extra weave, unlike alot of women. i hope on this new album she shames the haters real good. Oh and also drop the alleged adultery she did, get out her buisness and focus with your personal demons!

  • gmarie

    well..she DOES have t-rex arms.The truth is the truth *shrug*. But her body is otherwise very fit and toned and clearly she’s worked hard for it (props!). It’s actually better than her pre-baby body. I’ve been working pretty friggin hard myself to obtain that same kind of muscle definition.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1527242819 Adell Robinson Daugherty

    I think she looks fabulous! People need to stop looking at all of the anorexic, surgically enhanced celebrities and see what normal, healthy people look like. The average american woman is a size 14 and is 5′ 6”, not 5′ 11′ and a size 2. Wake up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chantale.buckley Chantale C C Buckley

    Two things came to mind when I saw this: “Damn she looks good and did she cut her hair?”

  • Mystique

    She looks good.

  • TRUTH IS

    She looks fine. Am sure those bashing don’t even look good. Their bodies all divided into segments and ish. Smh. I just feel she doesn’t have enough boobs to keep Bird beak beats!!

  • CynthiaChiles

    She looks fine.

  • reattha

    Ppl always got something to say regardless….a bunch of haters…

  • moonrose4me

    She looks phenomenal!
    I love the fact that Alicia is a ALL NATURAL woman, whose happy with her body as is.We all have imperfections. So in my opinion, its complete hypocrisy when someone complains about the unreachable and mythical body images that are expected from women today, yet they love to analysis and critique other women’s bodies ::SMH:: I wonder have we’ve become so brainwashed we willingly let the media take hold of our brains and tell us what is acceptable, while our logic and civility begins to deteriorate?

  • satch

    Another thing people outside of our race will never understand the way we are shaped and built (Brickhouse) side not wonder why so many of them are going in for boobs and bottoms.. They can only wish and aspire to be us ….
    stop the sterotyping check out the far north white chicks in places like minnesota and seattle.they will give a lot of sisters a run for their money.you do not see that in deep south white women .irish settled in the south, swedish types way up north

  • satch

    man that mofo looks great

  • Injynqbs

    She looks fine to me. ::shrugs:: She looks great–celebrate great natural curves!

  • TX2Hi

    People she had a child in 2010…mid 2010. This was not recent.

    • skelly

      yes, two years ago is recent; plenty of moms carry their baby weight for 5 years or longer. it’s VERY hard to lose…

      • IfUDontCareWhyYouReadingMe

        yup i agree, it took my sister in law 4 years to get in the swing of things again and lose her baby weight, she had her 1st baby in 2007 and just lost it all this year

      • TX2Hi

        It’s hard to lose but 2 years is alot of time to adjust eating habits. What happens is that all that eating contines wayyy after that baby is born.

  • Ms.MimzyPooh

    She looks beautiful.

  • IllyPhilly

    It still won’t stop them record sales go Alicia Wild!!

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