The Unnecessary Attack on Alicia Keys’ Body: When Bragging On Your Wife Goes Wrong

June 11th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: iamboigenius.com

I’m surprised this is still an issue worth writing about, although it’s partly because I haven’t been able to shake some of the negative things I’ve read about Alicia Keys since Swizz Beatz uploaded the photo above with the words, “My Bond Girl 007 AK47.” But in the many days that have passed since this photo first surfaced, I still see an unhealthy amount of shaming directed toward Ms. Keys and her figure and that in itself is a shame.

When I first saw the Instagram I was shocked, for a couple of reasons. For one, I didn’t expect Alicia Keys to be that shapely and toned in the lower region. After all she did have a baby not that long ago and I didn’t know she was on the Beyonce workout plan like that. I thought I would gladly take her abs and thighs and donate some of the extra I need to get rid of up top to her if she wanted it, and that was about all I had to say about her figure. The other reason I was shocked was because Swizz was actually celebrating his wife publicly and not off sexting one of the handfuls of women he’s rumored to be involved with behind her back. I was actually sort of impressed and thought it was cute that he was putting his wife’s photo out there and being proud of her body but after I saw the reactions people had I thought, she probably hates him for putting this photo out there now.

Let’s just say I was clearly in the admiration minority when it came to this pic. I had to keep in mind that I first saw it on the Daily Mail and that being a British tabloid where people think a size 2 is borderline obese, I should have expected the comments about her “thunder thighs” and suggestions that she lose weight. But when I moved over to YBF, you know with black people who supposedly let anything go when it comes to the female form, the comments were just as harsh. Here people commented on her disproportionate body, said Alicia Keys was built like a midget, and that she had a rather boyish figure—although not quite that nicely. On The Huffington Post, responses were no different. There was even more insinuation about the need to tone her unattractive pear shape, suggestions that her masculine stance confirmed suspicions that she is an undercover lesbian, and even questions as to why she wouldn’t have had plastic surgery to “fix” what’s lacking up top. Oh, and inquisitions about whether Photoshop was an option with Instagram. To sum it up in one phrase it was unnecessarily ridiculous.

You can’t say Alicia asked for this. She’s somewhat at the mercy of the public thanks to her husband and his Instagraming ways, but it was also evident that the reactions she received had nothing to do with her rep, which has somewhat gone down the drain since news broke of how she and Swizz’s relationship began, make that when. Only one comment of the many I read alluded to her adultery and home wrecking ways which leads me to believe this behavior is just people—and mostly women—being mean for no good reason.

What’s interesting to me is I’d be willing to bet the people making these remarks are likely the same ones screaming about the unrealistic images of women in magazines and on TV. Somehow though when they see a celebrity in her real essence, it’s not good enough. I’m starting to think the chicken and the egg debate belongs in the fashion/Photoshopping realm as well. Did the industry distort our vision of what’s beautiful to the point that now we can’t even accept a natural, unaltered woman, or has this mean girl mentality always been lurking in us to the point that it pushed the powers that be to start selling us unrealistic fantasies and figures we could aspire to achieve?

You don’t have to think Alicia Keys is gorgeous, or fit, or looks anything like a bond girl to respect that she’s someone’s wife, mother, and at the very least another human being. The only difference between this situation and the one involving Dream Hampton’s daughter is that Alicia Keys is an adult, but that doesn’t make the behavior any less cruel. We could chop this up as another instance of e-balls and the hater brigade that rears it’s ugly head behind the computer screen but this type of attack on the female form isn’t specific to the Internet or celebrities but the fact that we see it so much these days says a lot about our judgmental human nature and our ideas of what’s normal and even acceptable when it comes to women and our bodies. I initially thought Alica should be pissed at Swizz for putting her out there like that but I’m sure she’s been in the spotlight long enough to learn to drown out the noise. It’s also silly to think that just because the majority of the public, who according to stats on any given day, is overweight and obese, has a problem with her figure she should be ashamed of it. At the end of the day, she had the confidence to step out in that two piece which suggests she likes it and Swiss obviously loves it. I usually do just about anything to avoid using the word hating, but in this case the people who are going out of their way to show their disapproval of Alicia’s body are in fact doing just that, and in my opinion that’s the main thing that’s not cute in this situation.

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/pinkygirl001 Rene’e Pinky

    She looks AWESOME!!

  • Is It 5:00 Yet?

    I’d trade bodies with her in a heartbeat.(as long as I can keep my chest)

  • etomi

    Jealousy is an unattractive trait, and I suggest they naysayers are just envious of this lovely, shapely, and talented woman. Ms. Keys looks incredible. I wish I looked like that. Folks who have a problem with how she looks had better take a gander at themselves in a mirror and then promptly shut the funque up. You GO, Alicia — rock that body, girl. ! You are the quintessential black woman; wear your skin in style, sistah!

  • Sally

    Alicia Keys beauty is reflected from the inside out. She excludes self-confidence, intelligence, compassion, talent and heart. No one can take that away from her. God has truly blessed her and she uses it to bring attention to AIDS in Africa, India and all over the world. She makes it possible for millions of brown women and children to live each day.

  • Excepcion

    The bikini choice is not flattering for her shape. She is however, proportional and looks amazing !! ..it seems as though folks have forgotten what a REAL women is supposed to be shaped like.

  • Ladybug94

    There’s nothing wrong with Alicia.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001795554046 Natacha Gelin-Lisaint

    I wish I had that body, I have 4 kids and let’s just say it would be a blessing for me lol!

  • Anonymous

    I guaranteed you, most of the people commenting on her body are some overweight, insecure and jealous people. The first thing that I thought, when I saw it is she looks fit and toned.

  • Lina

    I think people is jealous because everything she has: her gift, a loving hubby, her yummi body. I confess tha I got surprised when I saw the pic, cus A doesn‘t need to show her body to be in the news. Then I realized that haters don‘t do whatever is good to have success and speak ill of who does.

  • gigilggs

    Look, he put the picture up there with the tag inviting comparisons to Halle the original bond girl with the swimsuit pose and he got them.

  • T

    Haters gon hate!!!

  • poetsgroove

    Her body is crazy good and she should be proud of it! Once you hit your 30′s you gotta find ways to keep it fresh, hot , tighter. Whatever!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Jaye_Vibes Jillian ♡

    Physical beauty is entirely subjective. The same women who get worshipped for their beauty also get criticized. Of course anything derogatory or cruel is obviously hate, but I don’t entirely agree that this attack was unnecessary. Anyone in any sort of public eye needs to know that not everyone will like you. And those critics are entitled to their opinions so long as they have some legitimate basis. Some people still genuinely believe that in order for a woman to be beautiful, she has to be a twig. As much as I disagree with that, I can’t fault them for it. We live in a world where that message is perpetuated so much that it has to stick in some people’s minds.

    P.S., I am totally #TeamKeys. Let’s not give the haters so much attention. That’s what they’re looking for.

    • angel

      “Of course anything derogatory or cruel is obviously hate”
      Or maybe ppl just have different opinions on what a nice body looks like. i would think that this would be obvious to ppl…apparently not.

    • Sam

      Uh, yes this attack WAS unnecessary. Opinions are one thing but the hateful comments some made were, yes, unnecessary to say the least. I think everyone in the public eye is aware others have opinions but haters take it way too far.

  • JT

    Alicia Keys…a beautiful and talented woman!

  • Hello Love

    She has suffers from no a$$ at all syndrome. Other than that she looks great

  • Candacey Doris

    I read some of those comments. No matter how dirty i think the way she and her husband got together was, these people are way out of line. Especially since she had a baby recently. The only thing i disliked was the style of the bathing suit.

  • FoundLove

    she looks great; but I can’t bang keys anymore. Can’t sing about women empowerment if you were creeping with a married man..shes lucky mashonda didn’t go all “ring the alarm” on her…and shame on Swizz too IMO
    And too all the negative comments I’m gonna get *shrug* just keeping it real IMO. Ive invested alot into my 9 year relationship and I’d be damned…..

    • tam

      OH PLEASE….another faker keeping it real. how about get a life. mind your own damn business.

    • Msmykimoto2u

      Swiiz and that woman were dang near divorced! Mashonda just used that to try and get a lil publicity and it didnt work. Obviously she wasnt the woman God wanted for Swizz and hopefully now he has found her. People make up and break up all the time. WHy should it be any different because they are celebrities?

    • Karen

      Excuse me, where have you been? Mashonda DID go ring that false alarm and blowed everything out of proportion with that stupid tweet. Don’t worry and dwell so much on what Alicia was doing or when or believe everyhing you read. There is always more than one side to a story and thank God the other side was intelligen enough to not continue with a public debate about personal business, especially considering there were children involved. I have much respect for Ms Keys. I feel bad for what SHE was going through at that time with her pregnancy and touring and finding a way to have some peace through all the drama, and still being a beautiful, kind and caring person. No, I should say, excuse you.

  • ladonja

    Are u serious! How she looks, what she is wearing, how she got her husband. We focus soo much on the negative that we forget the good people do. Like her contribution and aiding south africa for aids. I mean let stop talking and start doing. Are we not our brothers/sisters keepers. If she was giving her money to you, I wouldn’t hear a peep. God Bless you Alicia! For all you do! God bless America if this is all we have time to do is sit and talk about someone bra size or thighs.

  • KJ23

    I tried to give this article a bunch of stars and I ended up giving it -6 stars. Sorry, I REALLY loved the article, I just don’t know how to work the new changes to the site!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thelathia.singleton Thelathia Moore Singleton

    I think Alicia Keys look great! She actually looks like a real person if you think she needs work then that makes her human. People complain when you have too much and they complain when you have too little. I’m sure she doesn’t give a d*%$ !

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