by Khadija Allen
Ladies, we do our best to look Hot and glamorous no matter what hour of the day it is! As such, seduction becomes the first thought on the male’s psyche.
Picture this: Finding a sofa for laughs is a great start to a fun night out. Ten minutes later, a group of us are sitting in the VIP section with our favorite daiquiris in hand, talking, and relishing over the hip decor and music blaring in the background.
It can’t get any better than this scenario especially when a group of 20-something-year-old men turn from their corner and immediately smile in our direction. What a way to liven the place!
One by one, the men walk over to us, each examining the other in a quest to see which person will be with whom by the end of the night. Guy number one dressed in a white polo shirt and jeans walks to his lady of interest and says, “Girl, you’re working those jeans like a hot tamale. When can I take you out?” In the girl’s head, this man is nuts. What kind of blubber pickup line is that?
Then, guy number two walks in on her friend and declares, “Girl, you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day long!”
Another idiotic line, I’ll say.
Here are some more examples of pickup lines men should never use (notice the nifty use of metaphors):