After it debuted in 2009, I don’t know anybody who hadn’t heard of “Jersey Shore,” hadn’t picked a favorite character (Pauly D), or who didn’t know what “GTL” stood for. It was kind of nice to see folks of the non-black persuasion prove that, hey, everyone acts a damn fool from time to time. These folks were fighting at the drop of a hat, hooking up like they were the last people on earth, and showing us all the fashion DON’TS (just look at the above picture). But it’s 2012, and with season six on its way, I really need MTV to pull the cancel card out on this show. After a while, the storyline stopped changing and people started carrying on lame rumors just to get folks to tune in. I can’t watch another season of Ronnie and Sam breaking up brutally to make up (at the disgust of their castmates and everyone watching), watching folks ho themselves out (sorry Deena, but it’s true) while in a drunken stupor, and watching people go to the club nightly. That s**t has to be getting old, because it’s getting old to watch.