Brian McKnight Has No Shame: He’s Moved On From Singing About P*ssy To an Anal Jingle

June 1st, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: Starpulse.com

Brian McKnight has embarrassed himself beyond redemption. It was bad enough he “played around” with that song about showing us how our p*ssies work and then he took it to the next level of shame when he made a stupid video to go with it. But now he’s managed to one-up himself yet again with a new jingle about anal. Yes, anal.

According to TMZ, this track is a thank you to Youporn.com for apparently bringing Brian lots of cash by pushing sales of his p*ssy song. To return the favor, he’s telling people to head over to the site if they want to see some butt pumping. Just the thought of this is bad enough, but the sad lyrics leave you with no choice but to shake your head. Through beeped out words and bad singing, this is one clear line that can be made out in the clip of the track:

“You wanna see some f***ing anal, I can get you close enough to smell.”

There are too many things wrong with that to dissect so just listen to a snippet of the song here as we mourn the artist formerly known as Brian McKnight. The ceremony for his singing career, which is now officially dead, begins at noon. RIP.

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • Larah

    For a fan, it was hard enough to turn a blind eye to that P-song and take it as just a (bad,stupid and tasteless) „parody, haha” . But now a jingle for Youporn?! How much did they pay this exceptionally gifted artist so he would become a parody of himself. He criticizes the low bar in music and society nowadays – but goes even beneath it, making a fool outa himself for money. Hypocritical greed or just despair ..whatever it‘s based on: SOME caring friend there should please have a word with him!! It‘s so sad to watch this happen. If you have money probs, cut down your expenses, write soundtracks, or heck.. sing at weddings or whatever. But keep your dignity, man ! One of the greatest ever.. now Brian the Dirty Clown.That‘s pathetic

  • http://twitter.com/MadameGigglez ItsBitchPuddingBLAM

    So… he still hasn’t moved on….eh?

  • Numero Uno

    Wow…..guess times are real hard…smh…never expected this kind of trash from him. Think I’ll go listen to “Anytime” to remind me of who he once was

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ARWCN44TE6LUWK5KGBO3XZZIUI Status Quo

    maybe he needs the money. Brian has not put out an album in how many years, so I think its a marketing strategy. how to stay revelant in the music business.

  • http://www.facebook.com/RosarioRed Rosario Stefania Scarsci

    Wow, that is so not cool.

  • http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=Peaches%20The%20Writer PeachesTheWriter

    Baby, when that money starts getty funny people do all sorts of stuff. I hope he gets back to his roots.

  • Mls2698

    He don’t like women. Knew he would head on over to the butt. Never thought much of him.

  • L-Boogie

    Maybe he is going through a mid-life crisis?  He needs some help.  

  • Adrina

    Glad I got his old stuff smh…this can’t be real though. “Head on over to youporn”? Cmon Brian, you sing about love not this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/RosarioRed Rosario Stefania Scarsci

      Yup, but you know what they say. Love don’t pay the rent.

  • Kimmyb8900

    This cannot be real..dude has no shame at all..please call Celebrity Rehab on this bama…

  • http://twitter.com/Sexiqueen05 MsLindaW

    this is so sad. 

  • Observer

    I think he’s getting senile. This is not the artiste we used to know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000186247181 Jaime Slim Goody Johnson

    Ugh, if I wanted to be disrespected, I’d listen to these Neo R and B dudes. Singing vulgarities to me does nothing for me at all. I wish he knew how unattractive this BS makes him. I can’t even listen to his old stuff anymore

  • guest

    Revoke his recording studio pass….Please!!!

  • ZZZzzz

    Sex, lies, drug, and money are driving this world straight to hell… Lawd, no one has class anymore