There Are So Many Things Wrong With Maxim’s Hot 100 List I Don’t Know Where To Begin

May 25th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

But let me start here: Amanda Knox. Amanda, I spent four years in an Italian prison for murdering my foreign exchange student roommate, Knox is on Maxim’s Hot 100 List. Now I know her murder conviction was overturned last October and the 26-year-old earned the nickname “Foxy Knoxy” during her trial because of her good looks, which is disturbing enough. But I would think there’s something about standing trial for murder that’s sort of unswexy and would hinder you from claiming the no. 92 spot on a list such as this, but I stand corrected—and in anticipation of Casey Anthony being added to the lineup next year.

What’s even more disturbing than the reality that Foxy Knoxy is on the list is the fact that there was room for her but only space for five black women out of the 100 named. Yes, we constitute an entire 1/20 or 0.05 percent of the “definitive list of the world’s most beautiful women.” By world, they pretty much mean America since women from the USA constitute about 90 percent of those on the list. And by women, they mean real or perceived, as among the 100 named are a cartoon—Lois Griffin from “Family Guy”—and Stephen Colbert who’s no. 69, which I really have no explanation for other than a massive write-in vote campaign. Those are problems two and three with this list by the way.

In terms of black women, we’ve basically got two Afro-Latinas, two token black chicks, and an outlier. The rundown is Lala Anthony at no. 93, Bria Murphy at no. 90, Nicki Minaj at no. 79, no. 45 is Zoe Saldana, and no. 32 is Rihanna. And that’s pretty much where it ends. Put your hands together for diversity? Now Maxim didn’t divulge exactly how it comes up with it’s list but it did say for the first time in Hot 100 history, they let readers of the magazine weigh in on who should comprise the definitive list of the world’s most beautiful women. I’m starting to wonder who their readers are and how much weight their opinions hold.

Of course, Maxim‘s list itself holds about as much weight as PEOPLE’s or any other magazines. But when we celebrate our own in one, I think we have a right to question a little bias in the other. What I find most interesting about the list as a whole is how many unexpected women are featured—except when it comes to black girls. Of course the Megan Fox’s and the Adriana Lima’s are there. But so are Amanda Bines and Kristen Stewart. Would it have killed the respondents to think outside the box just a teeny little bit for black beauty? I was actually pretty amazed Beyonce wasn’t on the list but I don’t really know what to credit that to when I look at the women who were. From this list I sort of get the feeling no African American women were chosen at all and the editors had an office meeting and thought we better figure out a way to get some black color in this list, who’s hot now and how should we disperse them? The picks are so cliché it’s not even funny and not to take away anything from Lala, but in a list heavily doused with white women, I’m surprised she’s well known enough among the overwhelming population of white men I’m assuming contributed to this list to earn her one of these five spots. Maybe it’s the Carmello effect but something seems a tad off.

When it comes down to it, I know these lists are supposed to be fun and for every black woman who’s mad there’s hardly any color in the rankings another will be glad we’re not being objectified. All I’m saying is, if you can find room for a once convicted murderer, a cartoon, and a man on this list, I know some well-deserving black women were overlooked. Am I right?

What do you think bout Amanda Knox’s rank and the Hot 100 list as a whole?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • Bluekissess

    Why are we (black folks) depending on a magazine that has white employees? Ebony & Essence can create a list. But, once again this list displays what beauty “should” be. White folks haven’t got the picture yet. No disrespect to the 5 women but I’m sure maxim did the brown paper bag test.

    They can keep that stupid list.

  • trustmelove

    No surprise outrage here .  Why would any self-respecting woman of any color want to be included in a magazine that lists cartoon characters as  “hot?” 

  • FromUR2UB

    Eh.  Let ‘em keep their Hot 100 List.  It’s not a magazine I’ll buy anyway.  I’d probably only read it on a plane, if it was there in the pocket in front of me, and I had nothing else to read.

  • Chessica450

    a bunch of white women, what’s new?  

  • http://twitter.com/EclectikMystery Bud Fox

    Is this really article worthy?  Only someone whose never picked up Maxim magazine or even understands what the magazine is about would be surprised.  I’m sure most of their readers are perfectly fine with the list.  I’m sure no one will lose any sleep over your outrage.  Sure, we all know that there are plenty of beauties, many of color, that didn’t get included but at the end of the day who really cares?  I stand on the side of many of the other commenters, of all the things I should be outraged about is what Maxim says one of them?  To invoke the spirit of Allen Iverson.  Maxim?  We’re talking about Maxim?  Come on, man Maxim? We talkin bout Maxim?

    Why waste the time with manufactured outrage?

    • Guest

      Thank you. Someone with some sense.

  • Nitty

    Don’t need no stupid magazine written by obviously look/intelligence/culture challenged magazine define me.i’ll be damned.
    and you should too..

  • http://madamenoire.com/ Believe

    I was going to be mad but the minute I saw lois from family guy I felt stupid and just burst out laughing this list is obviously a joke and I’m glad that they didn’t include many black women bcs we’re HUMANS not cartoon they shouldn’t have bothered at all. LMAO at this list boy I can’t even take it seriously just like that FHM list with Tulisa( who is almost hunch back for bending her back) at #1 and walking skeleton cheryl cole at #2 lol Black women we don’t need validation we know we’re the most beautiful creatures in the world they’ll want what we have

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     I don’t really know what to credit that to when I look at the women who were. From this list I sort of get the feeling no African American women were chosen at all and the editors had an office meeting and thought we better figure out a way 

  • Can

    I’m not a mathematician but .05% is not the same as 5%…I’m just saying

    I did enjoy the summary.

    • Netdandri

      I noticed that too…

  • Sara

    And the black men’s magazines only focus on white chicks with butt shots.Black beauty has become extinct

  • Smacks_hoes

    Please shut up!! Like seriously why do we need validation from a magazine to feel good about ourselves. I mean if Louise griffin made the list you no that crap is a joke. I know in my concious mind that their are gorgeous women of every race, nationality, and ethnicity. I’m sorry but I don’t need a magazine to convince me otherwise. Can we get some real sensible articles on this site instead of the petty nagging articles that shouldnt have even have reached the drawing board. Please try again.

  • http://twitter.com/NewNaturalSista High GrAdE KarMa

    i think tht it will always be like that because the magazine not bluntly but undercover sponser to white audience. As well as people magazine, vogue, and, allure. The thing is black people can make a list of the hottest black women but the black media is too much focused on one color of black people (lightskin black women) or they are finding darkskin latinas or big booty white girls to take the spot of the beauty of black women. But i do think jet have something where they celebrate black women by picking a jet beauty of the month.

  • UK lady

     Damn! Why are you so surprise? We know the demographics of the magazine, who cares! I agree with everyone else that we need to stop seeking validation and do are own thing. Other communities do. Come on MN why don’t you compile an annual list of the most beautiful people in the world (and you can include a few tokens too! lol).

    • guest

      Amen to this. We black women need to stop looking to others for validation of our beauty. Be proud and stand in your own beauty. Maxim only has five black chicks. So what? If you are a fly sister who knows you have it going on, how would this magazine affect you? Too much low self esteem in this world.

  • Yhy

    i dont purchase vanity fair vogue or any magazines owned by white ppl…they don’t care about us we need to make our own damn list stop worrying about them…black ppl will never get out of this state of mind…im starting to question this website im here to be uplifted not reminded of how white ppl dont like us…

    • Chessica450

       OMFG!! AMEN!!! THANK GOD AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THIS WAY!!! EVERY TIME I COME TO THIS SITE I ALWAYS GET DEPRESSED SMFGDH LOL LIKE SERIOUSLY I DONT CARE OR WANT TO KNOW HOW WHITE WOMEN/PPL ARE PLACED ON A PEDAL STOOL AND ARE ABOVE US AND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN US!! SHOOT I WANT TO BE UPLIFTED AS A BLACK WOMAN NOT HAVING TO COME HERE AFTER A GOOD DAY AND READ BULL SH*T LIKE THIS, NO THANK YOU MADAM NOIRE…SLOW NEWS DAY?

      • Love_Sexy

        Thank You

      • Amiternlieb

        Pedal stool?

    • Love_Sexy

      You are absolutely right…..Maxim is just another example of the game white people play which is trying to continously peddle the ideal that white beauty is the best beauty…..I never believed in that sh*t and never will…….So you hit it right on point.

  • Liv

    adriana lima is of african descent.

    • EarthIsASac

      well she is brazilian-like most of us-we are all mixed-not afro-centric features though

    • TT

      But that still not black if you’re passing. But who cares anyway I mean really Maxim magazine isn’t getting my money

  • Jean_Harlow

    Gee, why not add Casey Anthony on this list since Amanda Knox is on it. Also People mag should nominate George Zimmerman for the Sexiest man live next year. Please, why have a white people mag to tell you what beauty is?

  • Mrs FaSho

    MAXIM caters to white men like November Rain said. When are we going to get tired of seeking validation from media, audiences, platforms, and forums that clearly don’t give a damn about us. From the Oscars all the way down to Maxim, we need to stop seeking their validation in order to feel worthy and accepted among the masses that clearly don’t care about us.

    • http://www.therapyiseffinexpensive.wordpress.com Zan

      YES!!!!!!!

  • Whitney

    I’m surprised that you’re surprised.
    Actually, this is one of the better ”hot lists” that I’ve seen. (I mean, Stephen Colbert? Epic!) But yeah, I saw a lot of people I liked on the list, despite the (yes, sadly predictable) lack of black women.

    • really???

      ditto on your 1st statement.

  • Lalatarea

    I’m surprised that chick got the nick name foxy noxy and she doesn’t even clock in as a 5 on a 10 point scale for good looks ???? duck the murder conviction!

    • really???

      exactly! she is so plain to me!

  • November Rain

    I think it’s a magazine that caters to white men and it’s not a shock that only 5 black women made the list. 

    • Papillon

      Agreed. 

      And if they’re gonna put cartoon characters on their list, I’d prefer Black women not be on it anyway.

    • JN31

      Exactly.

      The magazine had a white male readership. We seriously need to stop worrying about what they are doing or needing validation from them. 

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