Just What We Need, an NFL Dating Site From Ochocinco

May 16th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: Poptower.com

I never knew groupies and NFL players had trouble finding each other but that’s a problem New England Patriot Chad Johnson, excuse me Ochocinco, is about to fix.

Yesterday, the man known as one of the most animated players in the league, sent out a random tweet to a follower asking if he had any single friends, telling her:

“Yeah, every NFL player that’s single… you can meet them all Friday when my site launches”

Say what? Chad’s usually pretty vocal about his endeavors so it’s weird he kept this under wraps. Nobody has any clue how this site will work, but I guess Chad wants everyone to find “true love” like he did with Evelyn via Twitter. Theoretically this isn’t a terrible idea, it’s just the ratchet quotient is expected to be so high with someone this goofy behind it—and there’s no telling what types of players and prospective football wives will sign on. If Chad and Ev’s spinoff wasn’t in such hot water I could easily see this turning into some sort of reality TV situation but for now it looks like this is just going to be another “harmless” dating site.

Only two days ’til the big launch, will you sign up?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • Ms. Spring

    NO. Just NO.

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  • sportstalk23

    As if ballers dont know how to meet groupies all on their own and its most likely either for ochodumbo or for those 3somes he and his shebeast fiance agreed on lol

    • PROUD SISTER

      I love this comment. This is so true. I stated that he should be the National President because that is how he got his last slice of pizza first date sleepover  jumpoff finance.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Goldie-Treasure/100001545308532 Goldie Treasure

    They already have websites for gold diggers.

  • minasmom

    My girl Kaela is married to Dan Carpenter (Miami Dolphins) and they didn’t need a dating site, just good ol’ Mexico!

  • Mrsadkiah

    Oh

  • Gimmeabreak78

    There are already too many ways to contract an STD without having to resort to a dating site to meet NFL players.

    • Msnaimah1985

      hilarious!

    • PROUD SISTER

      Well think of it this way. Who better to head this but him. How do you think he got that  last slice of pizza first date sleep over finance of his.

  • Rmdavis45

    Chad has too make money some way because the deal that he has with the New England Patriots is that much and  sponsors are not lineing up for he and Evelyn’s spin off show

  • CA Pullen

    He must be bored.   Those groupies are going to be on this foolish site.  Ched he just as ignorant and foolish just like his financee Evelyn.

  • Lorenzo

    Chad is a comedic accident waiting to happen. I’ve heard that he is an intelligent brother. Then I see choices he makes. I hear comments that he articulate. Then there is god for us all and every man for himself. Peace be with you my brother, lots of luck on your pending nuptials. Is New England keeping you on the roster this year. If so, If that was your team would you keep Chad. Just asking to determine what level of business man you claim. I don’t see the need for you on that squad. They performed quite well without you last year and the  majority of players that go to New England perform. I heard that there was a learning disability regarding the playbook. What was your take on not playing of limited playing time. Coach Belichek don’t play that, he is the homie of pro football.

  • L-Boogie

    LOL!