Zoe Saldana Might Buy Herself A Pair Of Ta-Tas

May 1st, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: Posh24.com

Zoe Saldana is one of the most petite actresses in Hollywood, and by sheer genetics a true member of the itty bitty titty committee. But that could very well change, thanks to some random advice the “Avatar” and “Colombiana” star was once given.

“‘Buy yourself a pair of titties.’ I heard somebody tell me this once and I was like, ‘You know what? You’re absolutely right. Thank you for that,’” Zoe told US Magazine. “And it just hit me, like, ‘Why not? Buy yourself a pair of titties.’

“If an old man was having a midlife crisis and can buy a Porsche and date a 17-year-old, I can buy myself a pair and be the sexiest soccer mom you’ve ever seen.”

I love her and the fact that she wouldn’t be like other celebrities who have clearly had work done and deny it til the death.

“As long as you’re doing it for reasons that are balanced for you [it's okay]. It’s not even about judging what’s right or wrong. There’s nobody on this earth who can tell you that what you’re feeling is wrong. They can tell you it’s different to what they’re feeling. That said, I’m okay with people trying to do whatever it is they need to do to feel better.”

Perhaps a boob job could be coming sooner than we think if the actress needs help feeling better after ending her 11-year-relationship to Keith Britton last year, and just recently ending a three-month tryst with “Words” co-star Bradley Cooper. The good thing is that no matter what she does, we shouldn’t expect her to go overboard and step on the red carpet with a pair of DDs that would almost swallow her tiny frame.

“What doesn’t feel okay to me, what feels a little bit out of balance, is when you want to turn yourself into something else — when you want to be another person,” Zoe said.

I feel like she should be the spokesperson for a psychologically sound breast augmentation candidate.

Can you picture Zoe with bigger girls?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ashley-Sykes/1065177536 Ashley Sykes

    She is stupid. the difference between a man buying a damn car is that hes not getting cut open unnecessarily with foreign objects shoved under his skin. SMH the reason why i love(d) zoe was because she was always trying to be NOT like the rest of hollywood… now shes going that route. gross!

  • Candacey Doris

    I think she’s amazing as she is. But if she wants to go from an A to a C that’s her business. I just hope she doesn’t become the type of woman who is always changing someone. She could turn out as the Black Latina Joan Rivers. Not cute.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=558769739 Tim Ashton

    why mess with perfection?

  • Lorenzo

    Zo

    Whatever you do please make sure you maintain symmetry. I have seen far to many asymmetric augmentations that appear as though the lady is about to tip over. Perky (thumbs up nipple). Keep in mind that you should always appear as though you are standing tall (erect) like you are now. Remenber the back will be affected by the change in weight, even the slightest.  I think you are perfect the way you are.

  • L-Boogie

    She looks pretty the way she is.  She does not need a breast augmentation.  

  • http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=Peaches%20The%20Writer PeachesTheWriter

    I think it’s okay to enhance what you already have. Where it gets tricky is when you construct an entirely different face or body. Not saying it’s wrong, just saying tread lightly.

  • ElvisWasAHero2Most

    Awww… this is sad.  Zoe is already a beautiful and accomplished actor who young women look up to.  By choosing to alter your body in such a drastic way only shows the self consciousness Zoe has (or the pressures of Hollywood), which isn’t a good message to send to the youth.  

    “Pump my breasts out, can you suck the fat up? / Please make my life appear like ain’t no such thing as bad luck”