Kanye Caught With His Pants Down!
Enough is e-damn-nough, Kanye Omari West. You want to date Kim Kardashian – be it “the real thing” or not – that’s fine by me because you’re grown. You want to be in the Kris Jenner web of doing whatever it takes to keep her family in the spotlight, that’s okay too. But tell me: What in world is going on in the above picture (and what in the world kind of underwear are those)?
No, I’m being serious. Kanye is as smart as Kris Jenner (I can’t say Kim because she’s a puppet and her mom pulls the strings) so he knew that as soon as he stepped out of the car with his pants hanging that low, the internet would go crazy. When I first saw it, I couldn’t even believe it was real because there is NO reason Kanye should be getting out of a car with his pants like that. I know he immediately felt the draft and if it were an “accident,” he would have gotten back in the car to fix the malfunction.
Oh yes, the assumption that this was “oral transaction” related? I doubt it. Look at them: do they strike you as the type of couple who exchange “intimate car pleasantries” while on their way to an event? Kim’s look is still in perfect condition and there’s no way she handled business and was still able to look as perfect as she did when she walked out of the house. She wasn’t giving him any type of anything in that car except maybe a pat on the thigh.
What we have here is a case of Kanye Omari West allowing himself to fall right in the Kardashian web. I suppose he feels he doesn’t have a choice now since he declared his love for Kim in “Theraflu.” People are mad at Kim but for what reason? She is being who she has always been (minus the pics of her wearing Jordan sneakers outside her home – please spare us) in the public eye. In fact, I think they’ll get married and she’ll have a child with him. You can’t see that happening? In fact, the only thing I find stupid is that Kim is gallivanting around the city with her new boo when she’s still married to Kris Humphries.
Anyway, Kanye should have his fun (and Kim should say her prayers because Kanye has quite the rep of being a jerk in his relationships) and live it up or whatever he’s doing. But please, let us stop this publicity train before it completely wrecks.