You Nasty Boy! 7 Things You DON’T Want to Find in His Apartment

April 27th, 2012 - By Veronica Wells

It’s your fifth date. Homeboy has said all the right things, made all the right moves and now you’re on your way back to his apartment. If everything goes well, you might be doing the walk of shame in the morning. But once he cracks open the door, you notice you’ve entered the land of “all wrong.” There are plenty of things you could find in his apartment that will send you running for the hills. See what we mean.

Pictures of his Ex 

Unless you’re going over there to kick it as friends, and we sincerely doubt you are, a picture of he and his ex all cuddled up on a grassy knoll is a severe red flag. It’s clear that it’s not over her, if he can’t even put her picture in a drawer when he knows he’s having company.

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  • http://www.watertonresidential.com/palm-harbor/lansbrook-village/ lansbrook village

    Having a roommate especially someone whom you have a relationship with can be very difficult especially if he/she have nasty habits you just can’t tolerate.  So, perhaps it’s better to talk to that person and say how you feel about the matter.  Renters shouldn’t be afraid of voicing out what they want provided they do it in the most polite manner they can.

  • wondertwin

    Um, I don’t want to see ANY adult videos or magazines. I am not a prude by no means. But have the decency to hide your stash of porn, please.

  • DoinMe

    This is why mothers have to teach their boys how to be clean too. It’s not just a girl’s/woman’s job. I had a male neighbor whose apartment was so triflin, that the landlord had to gut the whole apartment and put in new everything when he moved. Nothing could be saved. And then he wondered why he couldn’t keep a girlfriend. 

  • Chanda

    A hidden camera, a dirty bed, or a rotweiler. (sp?)

  • Janae

    Lmao good article…. but a nasty tub should be in there somewhere.

  • jasmine

    these lists get more and more ridiculous each day. 

  • Shes77

    A Dirty kitchen!

  • Truthhurtz

    I don’t want to see all of the above and plus leftover underwear, clothes or other items from another woman. If that’s not a red flag, I don’t know what is.

  • ElvisWasAHero2Most

    Photos of the ex 

  • Ms. Gottabody

    Roaches!

    • Janae

      Yes! And rats!