Here’s a Little Story that Must be Told: 9 Things the Young Ones Need to Know

April 12th, 2012 - By Veronica Wells

I was born in 1987, just three years away from the ’90s. When I tell people how the mindset of the ’90s babies is so radically different from my own, I’m met with all kinds of side eyes. Even my own parents have looked at me crazy. But really, those 90′s kids are a different breed and I can’t really identify with their kind. This fact was made more apparent by the recent Twitter activity of said ’90s babies.

You may have heard by now that James Cameron and his crew are re-releasing Titanic. I won’t even tell you how easily I see through this pocket padding ploy. My theory is if Jack doesn’t climb up on that door with Rose and live at the end, then I really don’t need to torture myself for another three hours. But I digress. The re-release has the kiddies doing a bit of research and their mind was blown with a bit of information. See what I mean below:

This comedic travesty got me thinking about the all the things the 90′s babies just don’t know. So in an olive-branch like gesture I’m sharing some of my 80′s baby knowledge with the young ones, with hopes for a better educated world. Check it.

1. The Titanic was a real ship.
That’s why your mom cries uncontrollably when she watches that movie on TNT; because although it’s a fictional story, it’s based on a historical event. Real people died.

2. A lot of Kanye’s (and other producer’s beats) are sampled.
If you’ve listened to his lyrics this should come as no surprise. “Don’t give me a beat that I can’t sample.” It didn’t just start with “Otis” either.

Source: afrocityblog.wordpress.com

3. Back in the day, people, even intelligent, black people like Toni Morrison, used to refer to Bill Clinton as the “First Black President.”
Hard to believe, huh?

4. Box Braids, color blocking and any other style that you may be trying to emulate these days is not new.
It came from another decade and someone decided to revive it.

Source: fyeahfamousblackgirls.tumblr.com

5. Back in the day, far more black actresses, for better or worse, wore their real hair.

6. J-Lo started as a dancer, not a singer, not an actress but a background dancer.

7. There was once a show called “The Mickey Mouse Club” that produced a great number of stars in the limelight.
i.e. Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, and heartthrob Ryan Gosling.

Don’t believe me? Watch this adorable and slightly shocking video of some of the aforementioned people singing Jodeci’s “Cry for You” below. Your mind will be blown.

 

8. Before Megan Good was a sex symbol, she was the girl with bucked teeth on a show called “Cousin Skeeter.”

9. Roger Troutman and not T-Pain is the father of Auto Tune.

Roger’s device was called a synthesizer (or talk box) which he used masterfully and not obnoxiously. Google him; or if you’re lazy, check him out here.  

What lessons are you sharing with the young ones?

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  • Monique

    YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I love this. Everything on it, My younger brother and sister calls me old school because of these. Love it you guys, I enjoy this site

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  • jackieOsassin

    thank you for this article format. goodness gracious i wish you’d do it more. : ( i saw plenty of ads, too, btw so it’s not like you’re missing out!

    ad bombing achieved.

  • Nitty

    Bill Clinton nver did much for the black community..
    he’s 1st black president cos he went to a black show n payed a trumpet? whatever that instrument was
    he signed laws that sent our kids to prison than any other president
    when Barack Obama needed his support he showed his true colors..
    Black folks kill me with this mass thinking attitude.
    This is a case if great PR at it’s best.one person said it over n over n it stuck..ugh.no bueno

  • Nitty

    Thanks MN for listing everything on one page.i enjoyed reading it..very easy.
    Stop making us do the click click click to get the story.

  • VersatileNatural27

    I was born in ’97 and I know all of this lol my mama’s been doing a fantastic job raising me if all of the things listed here are new for my generation… 

    *Sidenote: we were watching Leonardo Dicaprio’s ‘Romeo and Juliet’ in English class, and I was the only one to recognize the music, like ‘Young Hearts Run Free’ and a cover version of ‘When Doves Cry’. I felt old and irritated with “youth these days”

  • Cutwright93

     Me too! Them must be the ignorant few of 90′s babies because I’m 18 and I knew all this stuff. Also, how can someone be a 90′s baby and not remember Meagan Good in Cousin Skeeter. They should at least have some idea.

    • ebonyhud

       I agree I’m 20 and I know most of this lol

  • http://twitter.com/wizkidworld Jay

    I’m 19 and I knew everything on this list besides 9.  I want to slap the idiots who didn’t know Titanic was based on real events,

  • @Msredbonebrite

    But you know what burns me up? When people post comments like “Why did they steal this beat from Kanye?” on an Isley Brothers YouTube video… This what my face be looking like ——> o_O  … & I be wanting to hand out several seats for them!! ——> _/ _/ _/ _/ Po lil tink tinks!!

  • JusSayin

    Also; Megan Good is on the Original Friday … She is the little teenager with an attitude at Big Worm’s Ice Cream truck. Also; Skinny Jeans on men are definitely not new either… Why that fad is back? We shall never know… Let’s Just Pray that people leave interlocks and dookie braids back in the 90′s… (cross fingers and toes) 

  • Editor

    Edit #7: The show was called “The NEW Mickey Mouse Club.” Do YOU even know that there was an original “MMC” on television in the ’50s (have you ever heard of Annette Funicello?)?!?! 
    Lazy journalism and sloppy commas are killing me softly on this site.

    • vwells1

      Thanks for reading! :)  

  • Realy

    the actual question is: WHY should people even have to know that kind of unnecessary knowledge? Except for the “black president” part, everything is just shallow, uninteresting pop-culture “knowledge”.
    What about letting them know how to keep your credit score good, how to save money, be responsible with your cel phone bills, how to take it to/through college etc.?
    Seriously, what’s wrong with you?

    • vwells1

      This is clearly not that type of story. Surely you should have been able to tell from the first three sentences that the tone and subject matter of this piece was to be taken lightly. There’s nothing “wrong” with me or doing a story that’s light and easy every once in a while. 

      • Realy

         the problem is you are doing that too often and it wasn’t even entertaining.

  • LiiSH

    I knew these thing but I was def. surprised to see Ryan Gosling up there sangin’ Cry for you… LOL I didn’t have cable back then so I just knew about the mickey mouse club,never watched it.

  • Guest

    I was born in ’93, i’m 19, and we’re actually part of the same generation, believe it or not! “The Baby Boom Echo” generation is from 1980-1995, the ones after us, 1996-2010, are the “Millenium Busters” and I do believe that your post applies mostly to them.

    Believe it or not, most of us know *most* of these things (at least the people I associate with). I find it strange that we’re viewed as an entirely different animal by you older “Echoers” (who aren’t really much older, but I digress) but in the eyes of the generation before us we’re ALL just ”youngin’s”. I would’ve agreed with you in regards to kids born in the late 90′s because I think they are way different from the way we (early 90′s) were. However, I don’t really think we can blame people for what they weren’t alive to see or understand, they don’t know because they weren’t alive then and were never taught. 

    I thought this post was going to be about more substantial stuff, lessons that you (or someone else) has learned that you want to pass on, as opposed to general and somewhat irrelevant peices of information. It was still cool, but definately not what I thought it would be. Just my 2 cents though!

    PS. In regards to the styles, ALL generations revive styles from years past and change them, and develop their own.

  • just_kellz

    Lmao…..well I’m barely an 80′s baby (born in 89) but damn I remember learning about the Titanic in elementary school. Kids these days are flippin stupid, I’m sorry. Are they not teaching history anymore?

  • Guest

    I’m really shocked at the kids who didn’t know the Titanic was an actual tragedy. My mother explained this to me when I was around 7.

  • Lli2879

    Thanks for posting the video from Mickey Mouse Club. I didn’t have the Disney Channel back in the day and was always jealous of those that did! Didn’t know Ryan Gosling sang!!!

  • BlackDiamond

    being born in 1992, i would have to say that either these kids are really young(like 14 or 15) or just plain stupid. i remember in 1997 watching the original titanic film with my older cousins. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=30410673 Sarah Denice Harris

    LMBO!!! I <3 this! I'm thrilled that I'm not the only 1987-born person to feel this way.

  • Mrsadkiah

    This must be for really young people because I’m 19 and I know all of this. The people not knowing the titanic was real is just a shame because I know we covered that extensively in the 6th grade. We read the book and watched the movie (the Black and White film, not the James Cameron film). I think that most people know about sampled beats, they just never know what is sampled and what song was sampled. I was shocked out of my mind when not only did my best friend not know that that Hurricane Chris song  Playas Rock was a sample but he had never heard the sang is sampled (Earth Wind and Fire -Love’s Holiday). Maybe it’s because my mother didn’t allow my sisters and I to listen to rap (new age rap, she loved her some hip hop so we heard plenty of 2pac and what not) until I was 13 but I’m pretty good at picking up on the samples.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=30410673 Sarah Denice Harris

      Honestly, you are unique. As a graduate student/TA I have encountered a lot of students born in the 90′s who simply were not exposed to a lot of things (e.g. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?).

      • Mrsadkiah

        My cousins and my sisters and I used to have “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” on repeat, right after “Spice World” Lol! I really can’t see people born in the early 90s not knowing about this stuff. I’d be really shocked. 

    • Lilimae

      I agree with you…this sounds more like kids from the late (97-99) or 2000 kids. I know all of this and more and I am a 90′s baby.

      • Mrsadkiah

        Yeah I was born in 92 and everyone I know knows all of this.