1. R. Kelly: “You Remind Me of Something”
You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Yeah, we know he’s twisted but, damn it, if R. Kelly doesn’t make the catchiest hooks in town. Only Kels could transform an innocuous Jeep reference into a scintillating double entendre hot enough to make you happy to be compared to a car.