Here We Go: Crazy Video Claims Blue Ivy Isn’t A Real Baby

April 4th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

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Please don’t shoot the messenger here. I’m just relaying the craziness that occurs on YouTube, and the huge amount of idle time people obviously have on their hands.

A few days ago, Ready Set Gossip wrote an elaborate 8-point article insisting that like Beyonce’s “fake pregnancy,” her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, also isn’t real—and now they’ve created a YouTube video of “proof” to go with it. I know, trust me, I know.

Basically, the site (and video) claims that Beyonce is walking around with one of those extremely lifelike reborn dolls that women who have had a miscarriage sometimes use to cope because whenever Bey is seen walking with Blue, her feet and arms are always in the same position. But, because she’s a reborn doll, Blue’s photos on the Hello Blue Ivy Carter Tumblr page do look real—except for the fact that her hands are in an odd position and she’s awfully “aware” for a 1-month-old. (I hope this explanation doesn’t mean this is all starting to make sense to me.)

Considering these writers have the same vantage point of Bey and her daughter that everyone else does, they can’t say she’s fake anymore than anyone else can claim she’s real, but in the interest of playing Devil’s Advocate, I just don’t see what would be the purpose of this elaborate baby scheme. Ready Set Gossip claims Bey is greedy for attention and since her last album didn’t do so well so she needed to do something big to remain in the spotlight. I don’t think she’d ever risk her nearly perfect image trying to pull off something this crazy—besides how do you fake a child growing up?

Anyway, check out this crazy video, with background music provided by Lisa Stansfield (they know they are a fool for that) and tell us your thoughts. Is this an example of haters gone hate or are they on to something?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • Thominonose

    Who ever made this video should kill themselves!

  • Dlenica

    This lady is sick and twisted for you to sit there and pick apart this womans joy. Find some joy of your own and then maybe you will leave her alone. and PS dont comment on other peoples money if you have nowhere near that amount. Its called HATE boo boo.

  • Sexiqueen05

    I’m just not that interested in somebody else’s life. Besides, when I carried my newborn in a front carrier, she didn’t move unless I changed her position so that’s not real proof….IJS

  • Ms_Mara

    I don’t even think I’ll bother watching the video but these comments are hilarious. lol I really can’t believe months later people are still all up in this woman’s uterus like this. She was clearly pregnant, there were pics of her pretty far along wearing a bikini. Why would her husband, parents, friends, etc lie about it? This chick has multiple endorsements and millions of fans. What did she have to gain from faking a pregnancy and toting around a fake baby? That’s so far past crazy it needs a new word!

  • FromUR2UB

    People spend too much time thinking about this woman.

  • Trisha_B

    They keep saying its hot & the baby is wrapped in a blanket. But you see Beyonce in a coat & hat. If its cold enough for an adult to wear a coat, its cold enough for a baby to be bundled up. Even if its cool out (it hasn’t been hot in NYC) the baby still has to have a blanket over it. You can’t detect movement from a picture! There were pics of Bey walking w/ Blue & you can see blue’s hand on top of Bey’s while bey’ was holding her head. Then in the next picture, Blue’s hand was down. & its clear this person has never been around a newborn. what you mean newborns don’t open their eyes that big? o_O Newborns can open their eyes pretty big. Plus Blue was like a month old in those pictures smh. Leave Beyonce and Blue alone. & those re-born dolls are creepy! You see the lil boy’s peepee? lmao smh people are crazy

  • http://twitter.com/blkbtty Ashley M.

    This person needs to 1) enroll in some college courses, because I don’t see how you can take someone seriously who can’t tell the difference between “their”, “they’re” or “there” 2) after enrolling they need to RUN not walk to the nearest psychiatrist.  And I mean psychiatrist not psychologist… because this chick is gonna need some drugs.

    • Mrsadkiah

      YES! So many grammatical errors! Damn at least have someone edit it first. Smh

    • Sexiqueen05

      I love your take on this!!! It is spot on!!

  • LippyLiz

    So, I guess once it’s time for the “doll” to grow up, Jay and Bey will have an elaborate funeral for the loss of an infant? Or do they have life-like toddlers, children, and teens available for soaking up all of the much desired attention you all claim they’re dying for…?

  • Chessica450

    Blue Ivy is the stuff of legends ROTFL! DWL! like seriously that baby was famous before it even exited the Cooch lmfao! the whole stories surrounding this Baby’s Conception, Birth, and Life is Legendary, this has got to be the World’s most famous baby smfh….like damn the Mother (Bey) and Father (Jay) of the baby already lead lives that are controversial and stuff of legends (Illuminati, Billionaire couple, Most famous hollywood power couples list goes on)…this is hilarious

  • trustmelove

    I believe it all just boils down to jealousy.  So many people hate on this woman because she is  beautiful, she is famous, she is wealthy, and her husband is wealthy.  I am neither a stan or a hater.  I believe she was pregnant and she gave birth to Blue Ivy.  I do have to give Bey her props for singlehandedly driving so many people to obsession with what she is or is not doing. 

    • Guest

       Preach!

  • L-Boogie

    They need to leave her alone.  If it is a fake baby (which I doubt), let her play dress up and move along.  It is really not that serious. 

  • Annelli

    This is complete foolishness….just stop it please. This woman was pregnant, Blue is a REAL baby…just cut it out please. 

  • Quanee

    SMDH Grow Up… Seriously going with that feet thing huh??? Crazy! If i were Jay & Bey I would shelter my child from this insane world too!!!

  • Jonesal2

    you people are sick.. can’t you leave these poor people alone. jealousy, and just plain hating on Beyonce
    and Jay z…why would they pull a hoax like this… they don’t even seem like they are these type of people.
    They aren’t even given a chance to be normal, with garbage like this going around…. stop and shame on you.
    you are making Bey a monster…

  • Shay

    This is ridiculous.  It’s true, this person has too much time on their hands.  Also, in the pictures they keep claiming it’s a hot day.  If so, why is everyone wearing jackets and coats?  Also, a baby will need extra covering to protect them from the elements.  And it’s not that far from the door to the car, so I promise you the baby will not “die”.  Is anyone doing this to other celebrity moms – especially white ones?  No, I didn’t think so.  Also, Beyonce’ is pretty wealthy.  She is the songwriter of most of her songs and she has interests in other avenues besides music – perfume and clothing.  It’s getting really sickening now and for Madame Noire to even print this is even more crazy.

  • BK

    Firstly, how would you know if a baby ever moves or not from a still photo?  Keep in mind, a photograph is but one second in time and most of the time, these paps are shooting these celebs for less than a minute.  WTF!?  People are beyond ridiculous.  How much life does one lack that they are worrying about the contents of another woman’s uterus and now, another woman’s child?

  • Just saying!

    Okay I understand why people think she had a surrogate but THIS is just too much! I think that it definitely is possible that she carries a decoy around from time to time but not INSTEAD of the baby. Don’t see why she would but hey celebrities do strange things. But to say that she doesn’t have a baby? I don’t get it–didn’t people say she had a surrogate give birth? Now the baby isn’t real? I just can’t….

    Oh by the way—WHO THE HECK CARES. Baby Blue is doing NOTHING for my life. Sorry to keep it real but come ON!! 

  • Amunisource

    I really can’t stand people that compile this crap and don’t bother to check their grammar. It immediately invalidates it to me. 

  • D Brooks

    LMAO!!! This video was very creepy….I can’t believe someone went through all this! I don’t know what to say right now. SMH! 

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