I would say, “I was the best thing that ever happened to you but you were too much of a child to realize that. Have fun with you’re mediocre chick. I got the best of you tho, and this baby will be better off without you!” <3

some of these were hilarious. What would i say…

“Thanks for showing me what love isn’t. I was your best ever (and you know it) but your lost because this chick here will find better.”

I would say, ” You had the biggest one.”

I’ve already told my first love how I really felt because he tried to get back with me a couple months ago because still to this day, he believes that one day we’ll be married. I told him: “I don’t feel the same way anymore. You kicked me out of your life! Over nothing! You didn’t even want to be my friend anymore and that hurt me. We can be cordial, but things will never be the same. I wish you the best, but I am not the one for you.” 

He responded by saying, “But that was four years ago. Can’t we move past it?” 

And I said: “I have moved past it. I’ve gotten over you. Over these four years, so much has happened and I’ve grown so much. The time apart from you has changed everything, especially with how things ended. I no longer feel the same way about you.” 

He’s accepted it, and we’re good now. It’s nice being cordial with him and having him check up on me occasionally. I’m still leery, but I’m open to friendship.

Lol took the man’s dsabled funds hahahahaha

My first LOVE I would say IT was always love at first sight and I WISH I HAD NOT HAVE BEEN SOOOO AFRAID TO LOVE YOU RIGHT WE WOULD BE WED TILL TODAY!!!! I MISS U STILL

I’ll say “it’s nice to meet you”

I thank you for showing me what naive and unjaded love feels like.We had some great times.You disappointed me but you taught me my first lesson that nothing is guaranteed in a lifetime full of lessons.Now can you please stop requesting me as a friend of FB?And can you stay out of my inbox?My page is private and I know you are just trying to be nosy which is why it’s private.And,no there is nothing wrong with my account,YOU are the only person unable to see my pictures and posts.No,I do not have a twitter.Yes,I think about you sometimes.No,I do not want to ‘meet up and chill’,I’m not 17 anymore you must think I’m stupid.Yes,I’m engaged.No,I do not wish he was you.No,you shouldn’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.Yes,it’s nice to hear from you but I silently smile when you inbox me with the crap going on in your life .Not because I want you to suffer,but because it’s nice to see you learning those lessons I learned when I dated you.You wanted to be your own man,not tied down,living it up with as many girls as you could.That was fine,I understood because we were young.Now with 2 babymamas from college,a torn ACL,a receding hairline and adult acne,the groupies,the popularity,the good looks and the money are gone-Oh well nothing’s guaranteed!Sucker!