Go Vegan, Have Sex That Will Break Your Neck?

February 16th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

It’s clear a healthy diet increases energy, makes you feel better about yourself, and builds stamina—which even carries over into the bedroom—but will it make a man have the ability to “bring it like a tantric Adult Videos star?” probably not.

That’s the crazy claim in PETA’s new off-color advertisement discussing a fictitious condition known as BWVAKTBOOM: Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me. This is a syndrome that affects women whose partners have passed on animal products in favor of fruits and veggies and now give sex so good that, well, it knocks the bottom out of you. I know sex sells, but really PETA? This is just a little raunchy.

More than just being put off by the hypersexual nature of the ad, it also hasn’t take long for some to draw a correlation between neck braces, busted walls, and the smirk on the woman’s face as promotion of sexual violence against women. While I’m pretty sure PETA wasn’t trying to say that, maybe had they stopped at the idea of vegetables providing more energy for sex rather than causing it to break one’s neck, they’d have less problems right now.

Either way, they achieved their mission of getting people to talk about it, which is all the association ever cares about anyway.

Check out the PSA and tell us what you think. Is it clever or just crazy?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • F3ral Anarchy

    i think the point they are trying to make is that vegans especially raw vegans have healthier digestion and circulatory systems.  its scientifically proven that fruit and veggie based diets only are great for people with erectile dysfunction issues.  will it make them last longer? probably not but it will make it alot easier for the man to get it up and sustain the erection. 

  • Mrsadkiah

    Whatever. My meat eater boyfriend goes for at least an hour or for how ever long it takes ;) . This is BS. I eat what ever I want (I’m a picky eater an I like to eat healthy) and so does my boyfriend. As long as you’re taking care of your body in general you will have lots of energy. I know vegans who look like the walking dead because they don’t get enough protein. 

    PETA is too annoying for me though. I can’t take anything they say or do seriously. 

  • ThatsThat

    What a stupid & clever commercial.  I lived with a vegan man….for awhile he was obsessed with eating raw garlic cloves at every meal…

    He stuck so bad I slept in the bathtub a couple of times.  NO SEX.

    Then I marched down to WalGreens and bought some garlic capsules that professed not to emit body odor… I made him take them…. Yeah, so our SEX was messed up cause he stunk, then was messed up because I insisted he modify the diet…  What Ever.  Glad thats over.

    Reminds me…. I bought Beeno for a different stinky man… I need to move from Seattle. lol, cry me a river.

  • ThatsThat

    What a stupid & clever commercial.  I lived with a vegan man….for awhile he was obsessed with eating raw garlic cloves at every meal…

    He stuck so bad I slept in the bathtub a couple of times.  NO SEX.

    Then I marched down to WalGreens and bought some garlic capsules that professed not to emit body odor… I made him take them…. Yeah, so our SEX was messed up cause he stunk, then was messed up because I insisted he modify the diet…  What Ever.  Glad thats over.

    Reminds me…. I bought Beeno for a different stinky man… I need to move from Seattle. lol, cry me a river.

  • Sugar_Spice

    I’m dead off of this, I thought it was funny

  • Micmcna1

    I’m not trying to bash you Lisa but it is a commonly used vernacular these days. But I can fully see your side on the issue. But the real thing is the PETA propaganda. I’ve dated at least two vegan women in my life and had gone vegan for one of them for only about two months but still it was fairly long considering. The sex didn’t get any better. In fact, in some cases it was worse. I have a very rare disease that runs in my family that makes us have brittle bones. The vegan diet has been shown to foster a weaker immune system and weaker bones. I broke my pelvis twice trying to give it good and found that her area was just as dry/wet as a woman who I dated who only ate organic and grass-fed meats. It’s not the fact that they’re eating vegetables but the fact that they’re eating less chemicals. Oh, and the sex with the Organic girl was the best because she had thick black thighs that she knew how to some force behind and had plenty of energy.

    • LisaLuvless

      Which word is a common vernacular? Bottom or knocked..

      I already said I was taking it too literal,it was meant to be funny,just like this ad..both failed miserably *kanye shrug*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1139746788 Belinda Ashley

     Maybe it’s just me, but I thought that it was kinda funny and that people are taking it much too literally. . .PETA has had far worse and more questionable/distasteful ads in the past. . .it certainly got people I know talking about veganism at the very least. . .

  • geegee

    i didnt find the ad se*y or appealing at all

  • LisaLuvless

    When I think ‘bottom’ I think the backside- b u t t… Would I want my boyfriend to “knocked the bottom out of me”.. Gross.
    I would not like fecal matter on my sheets thanks. I don’t think the terminology was clever at all,even though I’m taking it literal. It doesn’t sound s e x y ( not sure what will not be approved by a certain moderator) at all. Knock/knocked usually followed by out or up,never really a s e xual word more so violent.

  • tastythoughts

    imma be late to this

  • Earthspirit

    PETA is really extreme.

    • LiiSH

      IKR…. But they are an extremist organization so I don’t expect better of them.

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