Delusions of a Thirsty Chick
Don’t Go!
Hopefully, you’ve never found yourself uttering or pleading these words. While we would like to think a woman would never say such a thing, this phrase is on the list because I’ve witnessed lost ones screaming these two words in the street to an agitated man, usually as he’s walking away. It’s bad enough that baby girl is using this phrase, but it’s even worse that she’s airing all her dirty drawers for everyone to see and hear. It’s an embarrassing situation for all present. If you ever find yourself on the verge of begging a man not to leave you, in the words of Pharell, “You should think about it, take a second. *Ding*” After that brief reflection maybe you’ll realize that if a man wants to go, you certainly don’t need to be chasing after him.
