Six Fashion Trends Sistas Need to Change. Now.

January 4th, 2012 - By The Manifesto

A well-dressed, well-coifed black woman with her finger on the pulse of style and elegance is quite a sight to behold (see any movie from the turn of the millennium starring Taye Diggs for examples).

But man, far too many sisters don’t know how to work with what they have (or don’t have), often resulting in disasters the likes of which wind up on sites like Failblog.org or Hotghettomess.com. It’s easy for me to level the blame of black woman style disasters on the bad economy and all that…but then I look at the music industry and see chicks with money completely blowing it as well.

I’m no Tim Gunn, but I know what looks good and what’s flat-out atrocious. Here are just six out of many:

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=26707277 Nigeria Riggins

    The last one looks like toni braxton a bit! How do you even begin to explain to another black woman on the street that she looks “out of order” or is sending the wrong message?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anjie-Broughton/100000175082920 Anjie Broughton

    lol, she looks like she has on a stripper outfit she must be on her way to work

  • VivlianWozz

    Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh
    mozz arella cheese,where it’s dishes were actually made with economy
    cheddar.the “fresh pasta”advertieshed on another meau tumed out to be
    frozen.–Agedate. ℃⊙M–a nice and free place
    for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact with
    each other.

  • http://findajobfaster.blogspot.com/2012/05/xerox-hiring-300-workers-in-lexington.html Xerox Hiring 300

    Black women need to stop wearing THAT WEAVE!!  I hate it.  Grow your own hair and get back to the natural look.  I’ll take an afro over weave any day.

    • Harmonilife

      you must not have upkeep money for your woman, broke asz

      • guest

        or she could prefer to wear her own hair. having your natural hair done can be just as expensive as putting weave in it. im just saying why wear a weave if you have hair that grow out your scalp. if you want long hair…grow it.

  • MYOPINION

    Don’t forget the sheer “leggings” that’s actually stockings and the women walk around in with either colorful undies, thongs or simply none at all. with a tee shirt that covers nothing!  And the pajamas pants with the UGG boots, all of that YUCK!!!

  • HandsomeBlackMan

    Thats why I love white women. No matter hot or cold weather: They keep that Baawwwddddyyyyy TIGHT! I love you so much, you can have everything I have

    • RedButterfly81

      And do you really think they want your black azz?!

  • Librannie4u

    THIS IS A REAL PIECE OF TATTOO ADVICE FOR WANNABE’S

  • Yole’

    I truly enjoyed this topic and many others. I laugh at myself for possibly being boring but I appreciate expressing my fashion sense down-scaled. I was 28 when I got my first tatoo & 40 for 2nd and final one. All in all this topic made me smile at myself inside/out. #cheersmadamenoire

  • LOL

    Leggings are pants. They were in the eighties too.

  • Mija

    A lot of them were extreme, but the one that hit home with me was the urban wear.  Baby Phat clothes are sooooo tacky!  But they got the fat chick clothes so black chick think they fly because it’s BP and it fits.  If you are over 25 (and I’m being generous) you should NOT wear Baby Phat, Rocawear or anything from Dr Jays.  

    • ValdaDeDieu

      Jeans that fit me best under $150 and wore well, were from Baby Phat. Small waist, black woman’s butt, long legs–only Baby Phat had EXACTLY what fit, instantly, and comfortably, with  stretch and boot leg. Macy’s in Miami Beach stopped carrying Baby Phat jeans; I’ve yet to purchase a new pair anywhere…

    • Fox

      I do not think that there is anything wrong with wearing urban brands. If the clothes were designed by another company would they still be considered tacky because I see some of the same designs by other non urban labels. And what Valda says is true the jeans made by Baby Phat do fit the body of a curvy woman better. Jeans made by other companies have no stretch and are made for butts that are flatter in the back. Only now are other companies making pants with stretch to fit everyone. I would rather support a company that at least represents a minority in a campaign and on the catwalk than a company that doesn’t. I do wear other clothes because I am a professional and dress accordingly to the situation but it’s not nice to put down other people because of there choice of clothing. Now the only gripe I do have with urban clothing is the name plastered everywhere on the clothing. The clothes do not have to be designed like a walking billboard but it would be okay to have a tiny emblem.

      • honeybee

        I can really appreciate and agree with your comment here. I know for myself, because I am now over 25, I associate the “urban”brands with younger women and that’s why I chose to not wear them anymore. But I agree that we should not tear someone else down for choosing “urban” designers, but the logos all over the outfit should be for the younger set in my opinion.

  • Team nymphis

    Wearing ANY type of fake hair.jublacsic park should be a movie about when black women use to wear their hair naturally.cause that’s almost extinct too.

    • Claire

      Um… actually going natural has been trending for like over a year now. But we can go with your comment.

      • Team nymphis

        Claire
        I don’t know when this natural trend you talkin about started.cause it’s sooner that I see a giraffe in a wheel chair before I see a black woman with her natural hair

        • Claire

          Must be where you live. In Houston you cant throw a rock without hitting a chick who’s gone natural.

  • Team nymphis

    Walking to the corner store in house shoes and pajama pants

  • K Karma

    I don’t think anythingis wrong with a full figured and mid sized figure showing and maintaining confidence. If it was a skinny *ssz white girl, no one would say a word. Wear what you want to wear and stop being concerned about how everyone else views you.

    • Butterfly

      I can’t help but mention that lacefronts can serve an actual purpose. I wear them for now because chemo took my hair and self confidence.

      Good to know that the thing that gave me my “self” back is just a joke to some people.

      • RedButterfly81

        At least you have a reason to wear lacefront wigs. Hope you’re doing well.

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  • Ms_Sunshine9898

    LOL yes! Please stop the madness black women! this article was right on point. . .

  • Precious

    This list was so judgmental, degrading and racist!
    Internalized racism at its best!

    • RedButterfly81

      Then you must be these hoodrats they’re talking about. How is this racist when it’s the truth?!

    • ValdaDeDieu

      I agree this list smacks of internalized racism… I thought so too. And to Red Butterfly…I don’t know a hood. I wouldn’t know a hoodrat if I stepped on one. I have good taste and the income to indulge it. True, some people could use a bit of help developing a style that looks good–but let’s not make it about black people. 

      • RedButterfly81

        Was I talking to you, NO! I was talking to Precious!

        • ValdaDeDieu

          Red Butterfly, just pre-empting your assertion that calling this (article) racist means you’re a hoodrat–as you said in reply to Precious…Try another one, because while it appears to be okay with you to take potshots at people for their opinion, you’re testy about the slightest allusion to yourself. ODD.

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    TATTOOS = LEVITICUS 19:28-29  1 CORINTHIANS = 6:19-20 AND IF ANYBODY TALK AGAINST THIS YOU WILL FACE GODS CURSES ….

    • SayCheese

      Tattoos are not of the bible tattoos are pagan based. Tattoos have been around for millions of years. But any middle eastern religion speaks against tattoos because they are tried to pagan beliefs and other gods that are not of GOD of the Bible, Koran or Torah. 

  • Unckle_Ruckus

    Jesus jumped up and kicked you in taint!

  • MM82

    Lol. So true, but the majority of the women that was just discussed are usually found in the hood. The lace front and the branding on the chest are the worse.