New Year, New Them! 7 Celebrities Who Need A Makeover!

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Dearest Drake,

I miss the old Drizzy! When I saw your spread in GQ as one of the men of the year last year, I thought to myself, “Finally, a rapper who doesn’t look like he’s playing dress up when he wears a suit.” My second thought was, “Why is he so freakin’ cute!?” But that’s neither here nor there.

Hell, I’d even settle for ‘grandpa sweater wearing Drake.’ But this new guy, who hangs around in Nike stores and goes thrifting for silk blouses…I don’t get him. Things took a turn for the worst when you started wearing obnoxious puffy coats as part of your outfits. I don’t care if you add gold lame` flakes to a North Face coat–let alone leopard print–it’s still A NORTH FACE COAT! Then came the gloves. Not regular, everyday gloves for the weather, but batting gloves. I think I speak for America when I ask, “FOR WHAT!?” Maybe I’m out of touch, but are impromptu baseball games a danger in the streets, nowadays? Dude, unless you’re anemic, there is no need to be this layered up all the time–especially in your videos. Your music is better than ever, but your style could use a revamp.

P.S. Gold medallions belong on women and sealed away in mummies’ tombs.

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