Oh Na Na, What’s My Name? Celebs Whose Real Names Baffle Us

December 21st, 2011 - By MN Editor

Although I’m not one of those people who tries to define what a “normal” name is, it always makes me laugh or just truly confuses me when I hear about an entertainer with a real name that is soooooo different than what I thought it would be. From names you think look better on nerds, to ones that are just really random, here are just a few that we can’t seem to understand or get with.

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  • JuicyLips01

    Jenuwine 

  • Leodorie2000

    The name ”Chimere” is a Nigerian name of Igbo descent….don’t sound derogatory about it if it sounds unusual to you…

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Y5H6MYLREBHI5FJRUVS6LIBSPI d

    I thought Stevie Wonder’s real name was Steveland Judkins Morris.

    How ’bout some of them Jacksons, e.g., Sigmund Esco (Jackie) and Toriano Adaryll (Tito).

  • http://twitter.com/HighSadiddy1 Tricia Clark

    I didn’t know Jamie Foxx wasn’t his real name…interesting!

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6KIQAX3GCNVOCRU2TWOPLNJZRY lagbaja 1

    dnt know about the shaffer part but if he has a Nigerian relative then the chimere name came from the eastern part of Nigeria and the full english translation of it means ”God has done good to me”

    • Calalamila Adele

      Yes his dad is Nigerian

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ash-Iman/663018948 Ash Iman

    I thought is was interesting… Idk what’s up with all the hate.

    • http://twitter.com/MewMew34 Mew Mew

      My only problem with it is how the author tends to make fun of the peoples’ real names, as if they had much choice in the matter.  They didn’t pick their names when they were born.  Sure, they could get them legally changed, but many people don’t bother.  Especially celebrities who can pick whatever they want to be known as without it having to be their “legal” name.

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  • Cochiseheffelfinger

    They are all black people.

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  • None

    We know why Kelly and Michelle used their “plain” names, so that Beyonce would be the one that stood out. Duh!

  • Prissy

    O’Shea Jackson is my favorite… There are also TONS of white celebs with different names. Charlie Sheen’s real name is real HISPANIC. His brother is Emilio Esteves who chose to keep his real name. Back in the day (30s,40s,50s,60s) Jews and other white minorities with real “ethnic” sounding names were often told to change their names so that they could become stars.. Cary Grant, Tony Curtis, Peter Fonda, Greta Garbo.. that list could go on for days as well… Pretty interesting stuff. 

  • Kierah

    Stevie Wonder was actually born Steveland Hardaway Judkins. Use a source besides Wiki, just a suggestion.

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  • ThaTruthful1

    Actually Stevie Wonder’s real name is Steveland Morris, who hire these people?!?!!