Poor Child: 5 Hood-ish Baby Names That Take Creativity Too Far

November 30th, 2011 - By Renay Alize


Le-a (La-dash-a)

My Aunt used to work with a lot of children and one day she came across an interesting mother  daughter pair. The mother was upset that everyone kept mispronouncing her daughter’s name. Naturally, they were calling her Leah. The mother, visibly and audibly upset at this point said, “I don’t know why ya’ll keep messing up my baby’s name. Her name is La DASH a, not Leah. The dash is not silent!” Hmm if you’re changing conventional English rules to name your daughter something different, then it’s probably time to reevaluate.

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  • Donna

    Don’t these idiot parents realize that they are identifying their children as black by naming them ridiculous, made-up names? I worked as an EEOC Coordinator for a major health insurance company in the 1970s when affirmative action was popular. Photos of prospective applicants were not allowed, nor was any reference to their race so as to preclude employers from not hiring minorities, namely, blacks, based on their race. But now, with these ridiculous names, it’s obvious what their race is. If you want your kids to be accepted by this country, stop giving them these ridiculous names. Sorry, but white men still control who gets what in the US.

  • KC

    How about the name Schnl? It pronounced Chanel. SMH

  • http://www.facebook.com/conshnkell411 Constance Shnooky Kelley

    Dijonnaise.. I guess her mother was a big fan of condiments.