Poor Child: 5 Hood-ish Baby Names That Take Creativity Too Far

November 30th, 2011 - By Renay Alize


Oranjello (Or-anne-jell0)

Yes you read that correctly, it’s pronounced like Orange Jello. Now I understand being creative and all of that but perhaps naming your child after a food with questionable nutritional value is not the move. People will think he’s shaky and lacks substance.

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  • Donna

    Don’t these idiot parents realize that they are identifying their children as black by naming them ridiculous, made-up names? I worked as an EEOC Coordinator for a major health insurance company in the 1970s when affirmative action was popular. Photos of prospective applicants were not allowed, nor was any reference to their race so as to preclude employers from not hiring minorities, namely, blacks, based on their race. But now, with these ridiculous names, it’s obvious what their race is. If you want your kids to be accepted by this country, stop giving them these ridiculous names. Sorry, but white men still control who gets what in the US.

  • KC

    How about the name Schnl? It pronounced Chanel. SMH

  • http://www.facebook.com/conshnkell411 Constance Shnooky Kelley

    Dijonnaise.. I guess her mother was a big fan of condiments.

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