(Washington Examiner) — If you stretch the news from D.C. Superior Court Monday, former Redskin Albert Haynesworth came out a winner. Last April he was charged with sexual assault for allegedly fondling a waitress at a downtown hotel. In court action, prosecutors did not pursue the sexual charge. Whew! Not so fast. Haynesworth dodged the sex rap, but he admitted to a charge that, in my book, is foul and disgusting. Repulsive, even. Here’s what the very large, very aggressive defensive tackle admitted to doing, according to the U.S. attorney: In the wee hours of Feb. 13, Haynesworth was entertaining a group of about 15 to 20 in P.O.V Lounge, Hotel W’s rooftop bar. It’s a wonderful, iconic perch in the capital, with views of the Treasury Building and the Washington Monument.