Things I Hope A Male Coworker Never Says To Or About Me
“I have a rule against dating coworkers, but if I didn’t…”
If you didn’t what? Nothing. Because I don’t want to date you and it is hilarious that you think the only thing standing in the way of us dating is your rule on dating coworkers. How about the fact that I find you repulsive and disrespectful? That would get in the way, too, bro.